Lovejuice From Auchentoshan
Have been shopping across the water. Felt like such a rube looking and pointing and clicking… This? Real. Fancy some? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cake. Jelly. Beans. “Can I have some of your finest Lovejuice please?” My favourite country. This? Also real. Then we left through the door… k. Say it out loud. Childish? Always.