9-Year-Old Stand-Up…
Have been with the little people for the last few days with almost no adult conversation. I think it might be affecting my grip on reality. Why don’t penguins go to England? Because they’re afraid of Wales. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Where do cows go for entertainment? (I tried “the mooooseum” here, nope) The moovies. What do penguins sing on their birthdays? “For freeze a jolly good fellow….” What do people in clock factories do all day? Make faces. What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonky. Where do ghosts […]